Tim Drake + Beard Appreciation Post
↳ from Futures End #20
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED
I still can’t say anemone
I only stuttered like twice and I’m stupidly proud.
*BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE* PACIFIC RIM 2
*BREAKS INTO YOUR SCHOOL* PACIFIC RIM 2
*BREAKS INTO YOUR CAR* PACIFIC RIM 2
*BREAKS INTO YOUR FUCKING OTHER DIMENSION* PACIFIC RIM 2
*BREAKS INTO YOUR BATHROOMS* PACIFIC RIM 2
*BREAKS THE INTERNET* PACIFIC RIM 2
*RISES OUT OF THE BREACH* PACIFIC RIM 2